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disaster humour...if there can be such a thing...

review the damage:

http://thisismylawn.wordpress.com/2011/08/23/dc-earthquake-devastation-assessment/

donate help those who spilled their lattes:

Text EARTHQUAKE to 47382 to donate $1 for all those on the east coast who spilled their Starbucks Latte during yesterday's earthquake.

Sent by a Repulican friend: BREAKING NEWS: President Obama has just confirmed that the DC earthquake occurred on a rare and obscure fault-line, apparently known as “Bush's Fault”. Obama also announced that the Secret Service and Maxine Waters continues an investigation of the quake’s suspicious ties to the Tea Party. Conservatives however have proven that it was caused by the founding fathers rolling over in their graves.

Humorous Tweets:

http://community.coastalcourier.com/blogs/detail/4895/

http://storify.com/mercuryx/funny-tweets-during-the-quake

Never Forget pic: http://i.imgur.com/7kDXs.jpg

There was just a 5.8 earthquake in Washington. Obama wanted it to be 3.4, but the Republicans wanted 5.8, so he compromised. TheTweetOfGod